Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Am I the Only Person a Little Irked By This?

Have you seen this, have you heard about this? Apparently "Slumdog Millionaire" star Freida Pinto is being considered as the next Bond-girl in the upcoming 23rd James Bond film. Now it might just be me, and stop me if I've said this before, but is it so difficult to find an actress to play a Bond-girl opposite Daniel Craig who doesn't look like she's young enough to be his daughter? Now I'm not saying that Daniel Craig is an old guy or anything, and at age 40 he's pretty much as old as the other Bonds in their prime, but look at him:

The guy is craggy, man. And make no mistake, it works for the character. But when you're casting women in their early twenties, it really makes him look old and them look young. And personally, yeah, it's a little creepy for me. To say nothing of the fact that guys dating women nearly years younger than them in real life has never really sat well with me anyway.

It worked in "Casino Royale" because they had the time to build up the Bond relationship with Eva Green's Vesper Lynd to the point where I bought the fact that they might find some romance with each other, but that didn't stop me from making the lame joke about James Bond and his daughter (and Craig, twelve years older than Green, did look like her old man). Olga Kurylenko, who's only a year older than Green actually, looked more age-appropriate in "Quantum of Solace", but you still had the bit about Bond bagging Gemma Arterton's Agent Fields. And since Craig actually is old enough to be Arterton's father, well that... yeah, it didn't sit 100% with me.

Now as something of a Bond afficionado (I suppose beginning with 1991's James Bond Jr., I'm somewhat ashamed to admit), I'm aware this sort of thing is par for the course with the Bond films. In fact Roger Moore (who I'm not the least ashamed to admit was always my favorite James Bond), decided to step down after realizing he was older than the mother of his View to a Kill Bond-girl (I have mixed feelings about admitting "View to a Kill" being the first Bond film I saw, what with the pluses of Christopher Walken and Grace Jones). But still. Doesn't sit well with me. Just figured I ought to be the first guy to say that, even if everyone else seems fine with it.

Post-Script: I assured you that when I described Daniel Craig's appearance as "craggy", I was in no way attempting a joke or anything. I want to make it perfectly clear, dear reader, that I am not that lame. I just went with "craggy" because, at the time, it sounded better than "grizzled". I suppose it still does, which explains why I opted to add this after a read-through instead of simply changing it.

Oh, by the way, "Slumdog Millionaire" -- pretty good film. I see why it won the Oscar.

Right then.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

too bad that you didn't notice that even girls around 20 get the hots for this gorgeous male specimen called Daniel Craig

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